I dare ya...

More Burch Dialogue:

As I clean and prepare turkey to put into oven...
Whitney: Mom, what IS that?
Mom: This is what the turkey looks like before it's cooked.
(exit turkey from plastic cover/bag)
Whitney: Ewwwwwwwwwwww

(enter Tate)
Tate: What IS that?
Mom: This is what the turkey looks like before it's cooked.
Tate: Whitney, I dare you to touch it.
Whitney: No WAY!
Tate: I'll touch it if you touch it.

Tate: (upon touching it) Hey! It feels like a turkey!
Mom: Okay, Who wants to wash their hands and have a donut?